Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Clean Your Clothes!


You really can’t get away with wearing the same shirts, blouses, socks or underwear twice. Maybe you can get away with wearing the same suit or skirt a couple of times but don’t push it. Wrinkly Stinky has a desk in the corner for a reason.
 



Polish, shine your shoes. People, especially highly competitive colleagues who are planning to screw you, don’t want to look at your face. They’ll see the shoes. So think of your shoes as a face, or a hand with fingers.  That way, you can also flip them the bird with your shoes. Longest toe up, jerk wads!

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